Fresh Off the Boat Season 1 Episode 2: "Home Sweet Home-School" Quotes
Dine-and-Dasher: Hey, you hit us with your car
Jessica: You hit my car with your bodies
Louis: Mitch, when you're at Cattleman's Ranch, I want you to feel like you're being hugged by a matronly woman with chubby arms.
Mitch: That's how I want to feel.
Emory: No, a rain cloud is good
Jessica: What are you, a farmer?
Customer: Excuse me. Can I have the check please?
Louis: I'm sorry. My son just got straight A's and I told my wife I love her. We're going through a rough patch. Bear with us, please.