Jessica: At my family's furniture store, I handled employee grievances
Eddie: The employees were you and your sister
Jessica: That bitch

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• Added: February 18, 2015

Stay away from Arkansas. They've outlawed all the fun stuff

Louis

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• Added: February 17, 2015

Eddie, half the reason I come to this country is so that you can have sex.....I didn't mean it that way

Louis

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• Added: February 17, 2015

Eddie: How do you sleep at night?!
Rich kid: With two nightlights. I got a big room.

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• Added: February 17, 2015

We apologize if some of you felt sexually harrassed by out last sexual harrassment training session

Louis

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• Added: February 17, 2015

Honey: Uh, are we still going to the movies?
Jessica: Only if there's something with Denzel. Movie theaters are a hot bed for disease.
Honey: Crimson Tide is playing
Jessica: I'll start the car

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• Added: February 17, 2015