Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCFresh Off the Boat Season 1 Quotes
Louis: If you want money you need to work
Eddie: But I can’t work. I’m only 11
Louis: But when your grandfather was 11, he had three kids as I say that I realize I’m exaggerating.
Eddie Huang: So a basketball man made a video game about karateing people?
Jessica Huang: Thank god, thank god. I knew you’d get it.
Jessica: $4.99?! I’ll give you $2
Store clerk: Popsicles are a set price, they’re not negotiable
Jessica: You’re good. I’ll give you $2.50
Jessica: At my family's furniture store, I handled employee grievances
Eddie: The employees were you and your sister
Jessica: That bitch
Stay away from Arkansas. They've outlawed all the fun stuff
Louis
Eddie, half the reason I come to this country is so that you can have sex.....I didn't mean it that way
Louis
Eddie: How do you sleep at night?!
Rich kid: With two nightlights. I got a big room.
We apologize if some of you felt sexually harrassed by out last sexual harrassment training session
Louis
Honey: Uh, are we still going to the movies?
Jessica: Only if there's something with Denzel. Movie theaters are a hot bed for disease.
Honey: Crimson Tide is playing
Jessica: I'll start the car
Boss I didn't want to tell you this, but that table of 10 is a no-show
Mitch
Jessica: That's my Tiger Shirt! You stole it from my bag.
Connie (Jessica's sister): No I found it. 100% off!
Their mother: Good bargain!
Connie: Thanks mom (glowing with pride)
You're not old enough to appreciate the emotion of grunge
Justin
