Favorite Friends Quotes
Monica: Well push it in! Push it in!
Rachel: I can not push it in!
(To Janice) I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, ya know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think ya know "You're the reason, you are the reason why they're not together." and I hated that guy. And it didn't matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Chandler
Something this big and long is going to be difficult to maneuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.
Joey
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Phoebe: Yes! While I was in the chair! That's why I take such good care of my teeth now. It's not about oral hygiene. I floss to save lives!
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger, too, to bring down something that big.
Rachel: There was a Geller Cup?
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting. So he took the trophy... (Ross pauses) threw it in the lake.
Chandler: Was the curse lifted?
Monica: We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while you're making out...
Phoebe: Oh, my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so, um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Joey: Thank you.
Rachel: Monica, I'm your best friend.
Ross: Sweetie, don't worry you'll get picked. Chandler.
Rachel: Ross!
Monica: Phoebe.
Ross: Sweetie, now I pick you.
Rachel: You don't pick me! You're stuck with me!
Well, wait a minute though. How are we going to get there, because my mom won't let me cross the street?
Chandler
Monica: Hey, Rachel. You wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this. (Rachel shoves a marshmallow up Monica's nose)
(About Margha) She picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, set, cook.
Chandler
Rachel: I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you're gonna ... lose, and ... (To Monica and Phoebe) C'mon help me out here, I've never done this before.
Phoebe: That's good, lose.
Rachel: Lose!
