Favorite Friends Quotes
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!
Chandler: It's like "Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees."
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if... Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding?
Carol: Sure.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: Well, it did at first but not anymore.
Joey: Oh. Chandler?
Chandler: So uh, how often can you do it?
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Oh okay, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
(To Rachel) You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Mrs. Green
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!
Chandler
Rachel! I love you! Deal with me first!
Chandler
(To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no... wait you've already done that.
Chandler
(Thinking) I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that's the part you should be focusing on, you idiot.
Chandler
Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?
Phoebe: (to Joey) You're Frank's best man?!
Joey: I couldn't help it. There love is so pure.
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
Ross: I'm the ring bearer.
Phoebe: No, Mr. Heckles, we weren't making any noise!
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe: Well, then I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down. (Slams the door)
Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.
