Favorite Friends Quotes
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if... Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding?
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: Well, it did at first but not anymore.
Joey: Oh. Chandler?
Chandler: So uh, how often can you do it?
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Oh okay, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!Chandler
(Thinking) I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that's the part you should be focusing on, you idiot.Chandler
It's always been you, Rach.Ross
Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.Phoebe
Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.
Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Joey: No way, I've been going to the guy for twelve years.
Chandler: Oh come on, he said he was going to do my inseem, then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite...
Ross: What? (Chandler closes his eyes)
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is... in prison!
Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?