Futurama Season 2 Episode 13: "A Bicyclops Built for Two" Quotes
Leela: Fry, you idiot. Ever since I was abandoned on Earth I've been searching for who my people are and where they come from. Then I finally meet another Cyclops and you blast him. You wrecked my one chance to learn who I am!
Fry: Oh, Leela, I feel terrible. If there's anything I can ever do- [He jumps out and shoots Leela.] Gotcha!
The doctor is in! [Fry does a somersault and shoots at Zoidberg. He fizzles.] The doctor is out!
Zoidberg
Hermes: Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.
Leela: We call it a "video game".
Fry: Uh, "video game" you say? Well, golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
Fry: Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Bender: Is the Space Pope reptilian?
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud.
Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
Bender: Hi, I'm a naughty nurse and I really need someone to talk to. 9.95 a minute.
Man: Ooh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
Bender: So how 'bout them Knicks?
Bender: I'm telling you, Fry, they've got a chatroom for everybody. And here it is.
He and Fry walk into a Filthy Filthy Chat Room
Amy: Ew, that is so gross!
Leela: Yeah. I'll stick with this one, thank you.
Amy: Yeah.
They walk into a Filthy Chat Room
Doorman: Are you over 18?
Young Boy: Yes.
Younger Boy: Yes.
(A baby spits his dummy out, gurgles and walks in)
Amy: Hey, that's me!
Bender: No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.
Leela: Hey!
Bender: Behold: The Internet!
Fry: My God! It's full of ads!
Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through.
Farnsworth
He may be a low-life jerk, but I don't trust him.
Fry
