Fry: I hope you're not too mad at me Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.
Leela: I can't be mad, I'm on way too many painkillers. Plus, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so I could live. I mean, you failed. Miserably. But you're the only person who loves me enough to try.

That frightened little girl in the statue reminds me of Fry.

Leela

I wish I could remember with my boobs.

Fry

Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life, if only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
Fry: Leela, I've made up my mind. Before we die, I'm going to find and destroy every remaining copy of Tron: Legacy. It may take a couple of hours, but...

Is it just me, or is the world ending more often these days?

Hermes

Some of use were crazy before it was cool!

Number 9

No, this isn't mutant language. We use a lot more profanity.

Leela

Fry: Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
Scruffy: What viscosity you need?

Soon your trousers will slip the surly bonds of earth, and ascend to the heavens.

Professor Farnsworth

You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!

Bender

Allow me, my lady. Shall we go a-trousering?

Fry

Futurama Season 9 Episode 2 Quotes

You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!

Bender

Allow me, my lady. Shall we go a-trousering?

Fry