Futurama Season 2 Episode 20: "Anthology of Interest 1" Quotes
What's this? Two meals in one week?
Zoidberg
Hermes: We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.
Farnsworth: Nothing except an even equally big monster. This is chance to try out my experimental enlarging ray. But we'll need a guinea pig.
Well, there goes the neighbourhood... There goes another neighbourhood.
Amy
Fry: Who are you?
Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal!
Fry: You too? Will you be my friend?
Bender: Put it there, pal! (Fry shakes his finger) I meant your wallet.
Bender: I wanna aks it a question! As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered: What if I was 500-feet tall?
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". Observe. (He aims the fing-longer at a button on a tv screen) And, here we go. (The TV screen, turns on) There!
Fry: Ooh!
Amy: Wow!
Zoidberg: Ah!
Farnsworth: Pretty long, eh?
Fry: Yeah, it's really long. But what did you just turn on with it?
Farnsworth: Oh, that's just the What-If machine I invented. You pose it a What-If question and it generates a video simulation of what would happen.
Fry: Does it really work?
Farnsworth: Of course it works! It's just not very long...
So that's what would have happened if I'd invented the Finglonger. Quite impossible of course. A man can dream though... a man can dream...
Farnsworth
Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
Zoidberg
Farnsworth: We're not watching it again, ask something less stupid!
Fry: Oh alright, how about this... what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?
Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion, the x makes it sound cool.
Bender
Fry: Uh, I have a question! What if Bender was really giant?
Leela: You idiot! We already saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.
You fool! You foolish fool!
Al Gore
