Futurama Season 1 Episode 3: "I, Roommate" Quotes
Fry: Hey listen Bender. Where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What what?
Fry: Oh! Nevermind.
Bender: So... where are you gonna stay?
Fry: I dunno... do refrigerators still come in boxes?
Bender: Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. Why don't you just come move in with me?
Fry: Really? That would be great... you're sure I won't be imposing?
Bender: Nah, I've always wanted a pet.
Leela: (to the Professor) We need to talk to you about Fry.
Bender: Yeah, we want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?
Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole another two thirds of a person!
Bender
No, Bender! Cutting Leela's head won't solve anything!
Fry
Fry: You think this fruit tree's gonna get enough light?
Bender: There's a window in the closet.
Fry: This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here?
Bender: In a closet? (sigh) Humans...
Leela: Wait. I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing.
Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first!
Bender
