Futurama Season 2 Episode 16: "The Deep South" Quotes
Wait! I'll save us! By cutting the unbreakable diamond filament!
Zoidberg
Bender: Hey, I'm snagged.
Farnsworth: It's not snagged, the mechano man has caught something!
Amy: Sunburn! My fabulous body! It's ruined! What happened to my parasol?
Bender: I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.
Leela: Wake up, everyone! I've got something. And this time it's alive! (She pulls out another boot with Zoidberg on the end of it and groans.) Dr. Zoidberg, since when do you even wear boots?
Zoidberg: I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it.
Farnsworth: Bender, be careful. That's the ships diamond filament tether. It's unbreakable.
Bender: Then why do I have to be careful?
Farnsworth: It belonged to my grandmother.
(Fry reels in his line, a big fish attached to it)
Fry: Hey, Bender, I just caught a fish this big!
Bender: Quit exaggerating, Fry.
Bingo! Whatever it is, it's 20 times heavier than a boot.
Leela
(She pulls out a crate marked "Boots 10 Pair")
Bender: Couple more of those and you'll have yourself a fish stick!
Fry: Hey, a fish this fine belongs in a fish nugget-style chunklet.
Leela: Aha! Gather round, chumps! I got the winner!
(An old boot comes out of the water on the end of the harpoon)
Amy: Oh, so this is where you shop for your boots?
Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards!
Bender: Oh, yeah? I can hit a shrimp!
Leela: I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, 'cause you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.
Bender: Harpoon, my ass!
Leela: OK.
(Leela hurls her harpoon into Bender's ass)
Leela: The sun, the sea air, good friends.
Bender: Leela's right, fishing blows. Whattya say we make it interesting?
Hermes: Why not?
Amy: Yeah.
Farnsworth: Yeah, cool.
Bender: Everybody kick in five bucks. (Everyone hands him $5) There, wasn't that interesting?
