So long Earth. Thanks for the air and what not.

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Professor: Behold, a time traveling machine.
Bender: Time? I can't go back there!
Professor: Ah, but this machine only goes forward in time. That way you can't accidentally change history or do something disgusting like sleep with your own grandmother.
Fry: I wouldn't want to do that again.

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Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!

Hedonismbot

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Has anyone seen Fry's ass? It's late for a date with my boot.

Leela

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No! I can throw up on a stripper anytime. Tonight, I wanna not throw up. On you.

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Guys, guys! Hedonismbot is finally ready to settle down and marry a house in the suburbs.

Bender

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