Futurama Season 2 Episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils" Quotes
Zoidberg: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Fry: Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp, but he's bad news. I regret ever running him over.
Fry: I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen.
Bender: Shut up and hoot. Hubba-hubba, she is built - in Mexico, I believe.
Flexo: And that ain't silicon, it's tungsten. And plenty of it!
Fry: Uh, yeah. Look at that exhaust fan.
Flexo: Ew!
Bender: Pervert.
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Fry: Well just let me know if there's anything I can do to make it up to you.
Flexo: Actually, your little stunt did a number on my back. You mind rubbin' it for me?
Fry: Uh... sure.
Flexo: Aw, yeah, that's it. Little lower.
Fry: How's that?
Flexo: Lower. Yeah that's gettin' it. A little lower though.
Fry: Uh, I can't get any lower than this.
Flexo: I'll say, you're rubbing my ass!
Fry: So, uh, Flexo. Sorry about crushing your body like that. You OK now?
Flexo: Well I don't feel as bad as you look! Nah, I'm just messing with you, kid. You're alright. That's some face you got, though. I think they got a cream for that. Nah, you're great.
Bender: Hey, brobot, what's you serial number?
Flexo: 3370318.
Bender: No way! Mine's 2716057!
Fry: I don't get it.
Bender: We're both expressible as the sum of two cubes.
Farnsworth: Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you, this is Flexo.
Hermes: Sweet llamas of the Bahamas! Except for that stylish beard, he looks just like Bender!
Flexo: No duh, dreadlock, we're both bending units.
Fry: How's that robot I ran over?
Farnsworth: We did all we could.
Fry: You mean he's-
Farnsworth: Good as new? Yes!
Bender: I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash.
Leela: It figures. Who else but Zapp Brannigan would be judging the most chauvinistic, degrading, dehumanising-
Zapp: Huh? Leela?
Leela: Wait, you're making a- Ooh! Look at that. I feel like a princess!
Zapp: Wait. What are you people? Idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. And the winner is: Miss Vega 4. There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird.
Leela: I almost had that tiara.
Bender: Me too.
URL: Is this the guy?
Barker: Huh? Oh, yeah, that looks like him. Whatever.
Flexo: Wait, but I-
Barker: Take him away.
Fry: I'm so confused. The Bender I liked turn out to be evil and the Bender I hated was good. How can I live my life when I can't tell good from evil?
Bender: Eh, they're both fine choices. Whatever floats your boat.
