Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Bender: Hi, I'm a naughty nurse and I really need someone to talk to. 9.95 a minute.
Man: Ooh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
Bender: So how 'bout them Knicks?
Bender: I'm telling you, Fry, they've got a chatroom for everybody. And here it is.
He and Fry walk into a Filthy Filthy Chat Room
Amy: Ew, that is so gross!
Leela: Yeah. I'll stick with this one, thank you.
Amy: Yeah.
They walk into a Filthy Chat Room
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud.
Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
Doorman: Are you over 18?
Young Boy: Yes.
Younger Boy: Yes.
(A baby spits his dummy out, gurgles and walks in)
Do you, Leela, copy and paste his response till death do you part?
Preacherbot
Hermes: Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.
Leela: We call it a "video game".
Fry: Uh, "video game" you say? Well, golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
Amy: Hey, that's me!
Bender: No, it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.
Leela: Hey!
Fry: Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Bender: Is the Space Pope reptilian?
Leela, you've got mail! It's not spam.
Operator
Cyclops: To Leela. Subject: Hello. I am Alkazar. Fortunately I wrote down your screenname before I was dispatched by that oafish moron.
Fry: Kicked your ass!
Leela: Look at that statue. It's only got one eye.
Fry: Lazy sculptor!
Fry: Are you still mad at me for wrecking your once-in-a-lifetime chance to learn the meaning of your existence?
Leela: No, I'm just happy you were able to win a video game. Now let's concentrate on getting this desperately-needed popcorn to the people of Cineplex 14, OK?
