Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Zapp: Kif, old friend, I don't know which disgusts me more: Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing.
Fry: Oh, look, I'm not actually interested in her if that's what's bothering you.
Leela: Oh, are you sure? I mean, she has two eyes, you have two eyes.
Fry: I know, we seem like a perfect match.
Leela: Oh, my God! We're heading straight into a black hole.
Fry: Talk about a mood killer!
Zapp: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship.
Kif: Why, that's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Zapp: No, it's noble of you, Kif! As of now... you're in command. Congratulations, captain!
I'm too young to die!
Farnsworth
Bender: You all go without me. I'm gonna take one last look around. You know, for, uh, stuff to steal.
Fry: You're going back or the Countess, aren't you?
Bender: Alright, I am. But I don't want the others to know. If I don't come back, just say I died robbing some old man.
Fry: I'll tell them you went out prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
Bender: Are you hurt, my sweet?
Countess: No. Luckily a family broke my fall.
Countess: Well, now what are we going to do?
Bender: Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club?
Countess: By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht.
Thank God there are plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.
Farnsworth
We can't leave yet. We've got to wait for Bender. The high gravity must be slowing down his looting.
Leela
Leela: Something's wrong. We're two metric tons overweight.
Amy: Well, it's not me!
