Dean: You said 'boyfriend'.
Rory: No! I just meant boyfriend in the sense that the whole defending me thing was very boyfriendy, but only in the broadest sense of the word, which doesn't even apply at all here.

I got kissed! And I shoplifted!

Rory

If a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, my throwing up will be eternal.

Jess

Rory: (at Lorelai running off to listen to a song with Lane) But you only finished half my toes!
Lorelai: Who cares? You're going to be wearing shoes anyway!

Lorelai: We need perspective.
Rory: We need therapy.
Lorelai: And booze! (pause) For those of us over 21, of course.

I smell snow.

Lorelai

Lorelai: How are the, um, girls at the bridge club?
Emily: Old.
Lorelai: Well, good.

Dean: My family just moved here from Chicago.
Rory: Chicago? Windy. Oprah.

If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Lorelai

Louise: (about Lorelai) I can't imagine having a baby at 16.
Paris: Well then keep your knees shut.

I'm going to be so cool in there, you will mistake me for Shaft.

Lorelai

Well, the worst that can happen is that I spend some time in your town and suddenly have an urge to enter a pie in the county fair.

Paris

Gilmore Girls Quotes

Dean: You said 'boyfriend'.
Rory: No! I just meant boyfriend in the sense that the whole defending me thing was very boyfriendy, but only in the broadest sense of the word, which doesn't even apply at all here.

(about breakups) I was thrown from a moving car once.

Babette