Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
(seeing Lorelai's coffee cup) Is that a collector's cup, or can I throw it away for you?
Emily
(to Rory) Oh, you're not gonna give me the 'Mommie Dearest' treatment forever, are you?
Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory. You've always been the sensible one in this house, huh? I need you to remember that feeling now. You will kick your own butt later if you blow this.
Rory: Well, it's my butt.
Lorelai: Good comeback.
Rory: Thank you.
(to Rory, who doesn't want to go to Chilton because of a boy at her current school) You tell me all about the guy, and I promise not to let my head explode. Huh? Rory? Okay, I'll talk. Don't get me wrong. Guys are great. You don't get knocked up at 16 by being indifferent to guys. But babe, guys are always going to be there, okay? This school isn't. It's more important. It has to be more important.
Lorelai
Does he have a motorcycle? If you're gonna throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle!
Lorelai
Oh, you'll have to walk faster than that. You're gonna have to turn into friggin' Flo Jo to get away from me.
Lorelai
Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
Luke
Rory: God! You're like Ruth Gordon just standing there with the tannis root. Make a noise.
Dean: Rosemary's Baby.
Rory: Yeah.
Dean: Well, that's a great movie. You've got good taste. Are you moving?
Rory: No, just my books are.
Lane: The party's on Friday. I gotta go. I have to have a pre-hayride cup of tea with a future doctor. How do I look? Korean?
Rory: Spitting image.
Lane: Good. Bye.
Lane: So I told my mom you're changing schools.
Rory: Was she thrilled?
Lane: The party's on Friday.
Rory: And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing 'cause everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn.
Lane: Okay, there's academic-minded and then there's Amish.
Lorelai: (speaking to Luke) Wow, you look nice. Really nice.
Luke: I had a meeting earlier at the bank. They like collars. You look nice, too.
Lorelai: I had a flagellation to go to.
Luke: So, what'll you have?
Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat.
Rory: I'll have coffee also. And chili fries.
Luke: That's quite a refined palate you got there.
(Luke walks to the counter)
Lorelai: (to Rory) Behold the healing powers of a bath.
