Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 17: "The Breakup, Part 2" Quotes
Lorelai: Oh well, uh, good morning sleeping beauty.
Luke: Yeah, well you know Rachel thought I looked a little tired.
Lorelai: No, it's good. You need a little break.
Luke: I guess.
Lorelai: You do. So she seems pretty comfortable here huh?
Luke: Yeah well she always could just fit in places you know. It's a talent of hers.
Lorelai: She looks good in your apron.
Luke: Yeah well, can I get you anything?
Lorelai: Oh, um, do you think you could make those really crazy chocolate chip pancakes and go extra heavy on the chocolate?
Luke: Yeah sure, any special occasion?
Lorelai: Dean broke up with Rory.
Luke: What?!
Lorelai: Keep it down, she doesn't want anybody to know about it.
Luke: Oh I knew it, I just knew that kid was trouble.
Lorelai: Yes you did, you knew it. Pancakes please.
Luke: Oh God, he's got a nerve. I mean what does he think he's gonna do better than Rory? Is he crazy? Jeez. Alright, well forget it ok. Good riddance, adios, bienvenidos, hasta la vista.
Lorelai: Could we get off the small world ride and start cooking please?
Luke: How is she?
Lorelai: She's been dumped by her first boyfriend.
Luke: Oh man, I swear I would love to... ok, I'm gonna put some whipped cream on the pancakes too.
Lorelai: Thank you Luke.
No glove, no love...
</i> Paris
Rory: Can I take the car?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Can I borrow something to wear?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Are you going to agree to everything I say because you feel sorry for me?
Lorelai: Yes!
Rory: Good, I'll make a list.
Tristan: By the way, I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time... for a while.
Rory: Oh, that's okay.
Tristan:(with surprise) Uh, it is?
Rory:(pause) No. But you're sad.
Lorelai: Turn around.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: 14 hours of labor, that's why.
Lorelai: I know there's more to the story than your telling me.
Rory: How do you know?
Lorelai: Becuase I've read every Nancy Drew book ever written. The one about the Amish country twice.
I think I'm ready to wallow now.
Rory
Lorelai: It's 6:00!
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 in the morning.
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear Docs or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers!
Lorelai: Forget about the meatball, honey. Just tell me what happened with Dean.
Rory: He just broke up with me, okay?
Lorelai: But I don't get it. This is Dean we're talking about here--he's crazy about you. He calls here 25 times a day. Have you seen the cover of his notebook? It's one inch away from stalker material!
She's been here five minutes and already has a date. I've been going to this school for nine years and I'm the french soda monitor.
Paris
(Rory is throwing away things that remind her of Dean)
Lorelai: The sweater's brand new.
Rory: He saw me in it yesterday and he liked it.
Lorelai: Well, then he's got good taste.
Rory: He said it brought out the blue in my eyes.
Lorelai: Well, then he's gay.
(Luke spots Dean outside the diner and walks to him)
Luke: Stop right there.
Dean: What?
Luke: Where are you going?
Dean: To get coffee.
Luke: Wrong.
Dean: Excuse me?
Luke: You're not going in there buddy.
Dean: What are you talking about?
Luke: Turn around bag boy.
Dean: Are you serious?
Luke: Do you see a smile on my face?
Dean: No but what's different about that?
Luke: What's that supposed to mean?
Dean: It's just that you're not exactly known as the town crack up.
Luke: So you're a smart guy now, huh?
Dean: What are you doing?
Luke: Just exercising my right not to serve you.
