I'm just a big, fat, Wookie-humping loser.


Rory: Someone's coming to town?
Logan: Kind of.
Rory: Odette?
Logan: Kind of.
Rory: Right. So I guess I'll go.

Lorelai: Michel, he's for me what Paris is for you.
Rory: Your angry friend?
Lorelai: My angry friend.

What's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence?!


If something's good, keep it the same.


Lorelai: (whispers) How much time do we have left?
Emily: Stop asking that.


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Paris: Frankly, it was over the moment he wanted to do something creative.
Rory: Wow. You and Doyle split.
Paris: Well, he's a screenwriter now, Rory. Have you been to the movies lately?
Rory: I know.
Paris: Suddenly he's in jeans and wearing $200 faded rock t-shirts with bands on them he's never seen. He's flying out to 'the coast' as if this is not a coast. He's drinking vodka because it has less carbs. And then he started selling things and then I realized, 'Oh. This is going to stick.'
Rory: I am so sorry.
Paris: It's fine. I'll kill him in court.

Nobody gets to have everything they want in life. Overall, I think I did pretty good.


Emily: You ever do anything unless its exactly what you want to do – you never have. You blow through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path. I wonder if Luke knew what he was getting into with you.
Lorelai: Don't.
Emily: Did you ever even ask him what he wanted? Where he wanted to live? If he wanted children? I'm sure none of that mattered to Lorelai Gilmore, nothing ever matters to her except what she wants and what she feels.

Emily: How dare you call me an idiot! I just lost my husband!
Loreali: I just lost my father!
Emily: And you couldn't care less.

Your father was a great man, a pillar of the community – a man amongst men.


Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Wait, close your eyes and breathe. I smell snow.
Rory: Ah, it's that time of year.
Lorelai: Can't you smell it?
Rory: You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. I think it's something only you can smell.
(Rory sits down next to Lorelai and pulls a blanket over the both of them)
Lorelai: I love snow.
Rory: Really, I had no idea.
Lorelai: Everything's magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
Rory: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.

Rory: Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.
Rory: Why? What does it mean?
Lorelai: Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding.
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Lorelai: Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
Rory: Wow, biblical insults. This is an advanced school.