Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
Lorelai: People have too many things.
Rory: Says the woman with 64 pairs of shoes.
Lorelai: Thus proving my point.
Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: Well
Rory: Aww.
Lorelai: You know, we talked about all the things we had in common and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab.
Rory: Definitely not a soul mate.
Lorelai: Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take 'em down the river?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Okay, that's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river, so...
Lorelai: Hey, are you good at dating?
Luke: What?
LORELAI: Dating, do you have that down?
Luke: Okay, if this is about that kid, then
Lorelai: No, it's not about anything, it's just a question.
Luke: Well, I don't know if I have it down. Considering I live with my nephew, I'd say probably not.
Lorelai:: I don't have it down either. I've never been very good at it really. I've never even really liked it. Too much 'what if'. I like things I can count on. I mean, uh, actually, with Max, it was the first time I was finally like 'Hey, here it is, that one person who will always be there for me.' And then, I turned around, and it's suddenly 'Oops, wrong, keep moving.'
Luke: Why are you telling me this?
Lorelai: I don't have many people in my life who are in my life permanently, forever. They will always be there for me, I will always be there for them. There's Rory and Sookie, this town and you. I mean at least I think I've got...
Luke: You do.
Well anyone who hangs out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce kid deserve whatever they get.
Paris
Lorelai: I promised Rory we'd go to Luke's afterwards.
Sookie: Even better.
Lorelai: Although I gotta tell ya, I am still pretty peeved by how he acted earlier. I swear that guy runs so hot and cold on me.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Well, one minute he's all sweet and building me a chuppah, the next he's being a total jerk for God knows what reason.
Sookie: For God knows what reason? Oh come on Lorelai.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: Don't you understand that Luke is so into you?
Lorelai: Okay, stop.
Sookie: He has had to watch you go from one guy to another, and then the engagement, and then the engagement was off, and patiently he's waited, and now in walks this kid and he says "My God, will she date anyone else in the world before she'll date me?"
Lorelai: Sookie that's...
Sookie: Hey, maybe it's crazy, maybe it's irrational, but it's there. Just look the guy in the eye. It's right there.
Lorelai: This is incredible! I go on one stupid date, and suddenly I'm the female Jerry Lee Lewis!
Sookie: Oh forget it honey, the town likes to tease. Plus, he did look really young.
Lorelai: You didn't even see him.
Sookie: Kirk snapped pictures!
Lorelai: Hey Dean. Do you want some fries?
Dean: No, I'm actually going home for dinner. My mom made fried chicken tonight and she saved me some.
Lorelai: Oh, you have a cooking mom.
Rory: That's so nice.
Lorelai: Well, she may make chicken, but is she a casual dater?
Rory: I hope not. She's married.
(about Chilton's Romeo and Juliet) How often do you get to see teenagers speak iambic pentameter and kill themselves?
Lorelai
(on the phone) Aunt Bobby, hi. It's Lorelai, Richard and Emily's girl. Um, I'm the one with. . . yeah, that's right. Wow, you don't hear the word wedlock much anymore. Uh huh, uh huh, really? The Bible said all that, huh? Did it, did it mention me by name? I'm just. . .okay, I'm just kidding. So, um, judging by your Billy Graham impression, I am guessing that you didn't send me an ice cream maker, so maybe you could just give me Aunt Clarissa's phone number?
Lorelai
(to Rory) You're Juliet. You're the best public speaker here, you've definitely got the waif thing down, and you'll look great dead.
Paris
Paris: (confronting Tristan about the fact that he showed up at the group meeting) What do you think you're doing?
Tristan: Uh, Professor Anderson forgot to include me when she made up the groups, so she told me to pick one.
Paris: Fine, you have four other acts to choose from. Take your pick.
Tristan: Yeah, well Summer's in Act 1, Beth and Jessica are in Act 2, Kate's in Act 3, and uh, Claire, Kathy, and Mary are in Act 4. So, this is the only one free of ex-girlfriends.
Paris: So we're being punished for our good taste?
(at Doose's)
Tristin: (to Dean) Excuse me stockboy, could you tell me where I can find the shortening? Now, that is a fine looking apron. I mean it, I mean, really sensational.
Dean: What are you doing here?
Tristin: Well, to be honest, there's something I wanted to ask you. (holds up two bags of flour) In your professional opinion, which one of these would make my cakes fluffier?
