Jake: Oh really? If you were any further up my ass I could you out of my mouth!
Abby: Oh really? You know how I knew you were going to say that? Because you've said it an incalculable number of times!

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• Added: December 22, 2015

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Jake

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• Added: December 22, 2015

Abby: Yeah, well, radical honesty? You probably shoulda cum on her tits.
Jake: Right?

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• Added: December 22, 2015

Jake: I think we're either going to save our marriage or we're going to end up in a mental institution together.
Abby: Same difference.

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• Added: December 22, 2015

Abby: Last one naked has to do whatever the other one wants.
Jake: That's a win win!
Abby: I know.

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• Added: December 22, 2015