I know! I want you. I don't want you to go on stupid dates. I want to come home! Can you admit that you don't know if you want me? No. You can't.

Jake

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• Added: December 08, 2015

Vegans like deprivation. That is why they are vegan!

Jo

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• Added: December 08, 2015

Then go pitch your divorce stories and go to the hotel and have sex with your husband.

Jake

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• Added: December 08, 2015

They know that we're going through a transition. For example, I'm going through a transition into a guy who is not wearing pants.

Jake

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• Added: December 08, 2015

Do not touch Scott's Twinkie. I'm serious.

Jo

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• Added: December 08, 2015