Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 12: "Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time" Quotes
I always wanted to buy you something nice. I'm sorry it took so long.
Jake
Abby, you never got in my way. I did, and us splitting was a huge wake up call for me and I finally got my head out of my ass, but I totally get what you were saying.
Jake
Congratulations Ms. Benai. The road to partnership is now elegantly paved.
Albert
I can't do this. It's not just the money. There are so many ways that I am gonna disappoint you, Marco. I just cannot live up to your expectations.
Phoebe
Marco: You don't have to buy me presents. You're my windfall.
Phoebe: It wasn't your background I'm trying to make up for. I'm trailer trash, Marco. My parents grew weed and they moved around all the time and they were more than happy to ship me off when I got into the modeling agency.
Marco: How old were you?
Phoebe: I was 14.
Marco: Damn.
Phoebe: I think spending money is a way for me to shut my mind off and make me feel like I am somebody.
Delia: This is not about sleepaway camp.This is about separation anxiety, OK. I know, I know it gets really hard when it gets to the end. But it's time.
Abby: Actually, Delia, camp is important and I know maybe that's hard to understand when you don't have kids... sorry.
Only white people think partying in a prison jumpsuit is a good time.
Marco
