It's so much easier to love something than to hate it, don't you think? Love's the easiest thing in the world.


Hannah: Is there anything creepier than a fish?
Paul-Louis: No.

Paul-Louis: What's the cure for everything?
Hannah: Uh, penicillin?
Paul-Louis: Salt. Tears, sweat, the sea. Think about it. I call it the "big blue medicine pill."

Shoshanna: Hey, do you want some coffee?
Marnie: No. Good. Definitely have coffee. I bought it at, like, a real coffee place. Here you go.
Shoshanna: Oh, yeah, well, you know that he doesn't drink coffee from multinational conglomerates.
Ray: Yeah. Appreciate the thought, though.

Oh my god, I know him! He's my surf teacher! I'm gonna fuck him!

Hannah [to nobody]

Hannah: Hey, if I order some more drinks and charge them to my magazine, would you want one?
Paul-Louis: Yeah. Thanks. I love drinking. But I'm cool, because I can drink a lot and not be an alcoholic.
Hannah: Very, very dope.
Paul-Louis: It's tricky, but...

Hannah: I don't really need these, this was all a charade. I am completely fine.
Nurse Laura: No shit. I'm just surprised you're not asking for opiates.

Look, I'm gonna have to crash here for a while. So I'm gonna have to lie down where your vagina is.


Ray: What's up? What's going on here? Where's all my stuff?
Adam: Well, we needed a clearer space for sex reasons, so we thought we'd give you your own area.
Ray: So you put my stuff in the corner?

Surf School Employee: OK, but you can swim, right? Because it's kind of a liability issue if you can't.
Hannah: I can 100% swim. I have a fun sense of humor.

Hannah: I don't think you need to take an acting class, baby.
Elijah: Thank you! I'm gonna fuck my way to the middle.

Marnie: How many people even come to an orgy?
Elijah: Well, I don't want to brag, but Pablo only really invites the "elite," usually from the Broadway sphere. So it'll be small, probably like 15. I think it's gonna be a really good way for me to network.

Girls Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

It definitely was not easy, and I definitely feel like I'm more of, like, a dumpling than a woman at this point.


There's a typo. Mm. Sloppy.