So this is the most valuable thing I own. But I'm selling it because my freedom is more precious to me than a precious locket from the 1870s, so here goes. Wild Bill Hickock gave that to my great-great-grandmother. I come from a long line of women who choose terrible men, but that's ending now.

Marnie

Do you have anything to eat that doesn't have an activity center on the back?

Dill

Elijah: Well, you've gotten yourself into quite a predicament, Dillard. Just makin' trouble. Look at you. Look at your sad little outfit.
Dill: Look at your sad outfit. What happened to us?

I have 14 Emmys. I know when someone's keeping a secret from me.

Dill

Good dick is a prison.

Athena

All I’ve ever done to anybody is love them.

Marnie

I love this bitchy business so much!

Elijah

The liar is you.

Pawnshop owner [to Marnie]

I bet none of my ancestors were even in the Wild West! Half my fucking wedding theme is a lie!

Marnie

Girls Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes

The liar is you.

Pawnshop owner [to Marnie]

I bet none of my ancestors were even in the Wild West! Half my fucking wedding theme is a lie!

Marnie