Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!

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• Added: January 18, 2015

On the way here from the airport, two people asked me if I was Blake Lively's husband. Iowa is awesome!

Elijah

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?

Hannah

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Student 1: The main character is a girl with a lot of tattoos named Anna.
Student 2: Who needs to eat every 2 hours or she passes out.

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.

Marnie

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• Added: January 18, 2015

I mean a lot of people think I'm 19. I get carded all the time and no one think I'm legal, like in the bedroom.

Hannah

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• Added: January 18, 2015

I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.

Hannah

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• Added: January 18, 2015