Girls Season 2 Quotes
Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.
Ray
Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
Shoshanna
Hey what are you doing here only 12 minutes late?
Ray [to Hannah]
She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.
Marnie
Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
Hannah
Please don't tell anyone this, but I wanna be happy.
Hannah
What the f*ck you guys looking at? Go back to your panda videos before I turn off the wi-fi.
Ray
I'm a miracle. I'm a unicorn. I'm a fucking needle in the haystack and you're just some fucking dumb hipster who's munching my hay!
Thomas John [to Jessa]
I'm tired of being polite. You're a fucking stepford psycho and I'm tired of seeing you around everyone.
Audrey [to Marnie]
It's like having a clit in your butt.
Hannah
What's a butt plug?
Shoshanna
