Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.

Hannah

That is space rape.

Hannah

Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.

All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.

Jessa

What's better than bathing a pig?

Shoshanna

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

Hannah

It was like 3 pumps, 2 and a half pumps and then I lost my boner.

Elijah

I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.

Hannah

You said you made me feel like your whole body was a clit.

Adam [to Hannah]

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

Shoshanna

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

Marnie

I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.

Marnie

Girls Season 2 Quotes

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Hannah

I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.

Elijah [to Hannah]