My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

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[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad

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All I've ever wanted is to come home and have everyone know my name and now they do.

Rachel

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Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?

Puck

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You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

Rachel

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You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

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For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

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I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

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Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

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At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

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[to Spencer] You take Fred Flintstone off his brontasaurus, all he is is Wilma with a set of man plumbs. Conversation over.

Coach Beiste

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[to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart?

Brittany

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