I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

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Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

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This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

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You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

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[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

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Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

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Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

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Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

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And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

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Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

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You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

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When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

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