My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Tina

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam