My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Tina

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel