Favorite Glee Quotes
My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.Tina
I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.Finn
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.Brittany
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.Kurt
I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.Santana
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.Sue
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.Santana
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.Puck
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt