The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

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get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

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I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

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Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

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Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

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Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue

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Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

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That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue

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Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

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If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

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I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

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