Favorite Glee Quotes
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.Kurt
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue