get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!


Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.


I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.


Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.


Did somebody die in here?