Glee
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They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.
Artie
I have no idea what's going on in this script, and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way.
Finn
Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I'm bipolar which makes me yell about things like "That teacup is spreading lies about me" or "This can't be my baby, because i don't love it."
Holly
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
Sue
Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.
Rachel
He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
Brittany
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.
Santana
That's my man and his legs don't work!
Brittany
