Glee
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You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!
Sue
Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg. I'll cut it off.
Beiste
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
Sue
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
Kurt
I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.
Kurt
So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random
Holly
Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry.
Blaine
I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
Sue [on Sam]
Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Makeovers are like crack to me.
Kurt
