I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Sue

We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.

Rachel

Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany

You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.

Cheerleader

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

Sue

I feel like Lady GaGa.

Kurt

Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.

Will

I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

Rachel [to Finn]

Glee Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

Finn

Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.