I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.


Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.


It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."


Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.


You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

Sue [to Rachel]

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.


Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.


Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.


Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

Ms. Corcoran

It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Ms. Corcoran

Glee Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.


Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.