It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

Santana

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• Added: December 06, 2011

Rachel: We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of.

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Don't wish away your life, you're exactly where you're supposed to be.

Shelby

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Sam: Do you know the song "Jack and Dianne" by John Mellencamp?
Quinn: Please don't sing.
Sam: My favorite lyric is this one, hold on to sixteen as long as you can.

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I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.

Santana

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• Added: December 06, 2011

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt

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• Added: December 06, 2011