Glee
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You are kind of magic.
Kurt
I hate you both.
Sue Sylvester
You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.
Santana
Do you know how insane you sound?
Kurt
It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.
Rachel
It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.
Artie
You always get everything you want and I get nothing!
Tina
Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.
Santana
I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.
Santana
This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.
Tina
So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?
Santana
Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
