I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

Blaine

Am I still here? Am I invisible?

Artie

I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Artie

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

Mercedes

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam