I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.


As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.


Will: Do you trust me?
Beiste: You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.


Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.

Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.


Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.


Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.


Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.


Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Glee Season 2 Quotes

May I have this dance?


They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]