Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?
Puck
Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.
That's sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.
Jesse
I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?
Sue
Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?
Brittany
She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!
Kurt
I make my living singing girl songs.
Kurt
Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a performance? They use them as a prop, like Weekend At Bernie's.
Jesse
I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?
Santana
Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.
Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.
Emma
So much has changed. I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat.
Rachel
