You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

Santana

Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.

Sue

Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!

Puck

Best prom ever!

Brittany

Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn

Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.

Brittany

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

Kurt

This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.

Brittany

All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.

Rachel

I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.

Jesse

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue