You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!


Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.


Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!


Best prom ever!


Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!


Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.


I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.


This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.


All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.


I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.


Glee Season 2 Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.


Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.