Can I please be in Glee Club Mr. Schue? I just want to belong.

Becky

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• Added: May 17, 2011

Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

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• Added: May 17, 2011

Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!

Sue

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• Added: May 17, 2011

You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.

Jesse

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• Added: May 17, 2011

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

Finn

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• Added: May 12, 2011

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Finn

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• Added: May 11, 2011

May I have this dance?

Blaine

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• Added: May 11, 2011

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Kurt

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• Added: May 10, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.

Figgins

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• Added: May 10, 2011

They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

Kurt

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• Added: May 10, 2011

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Santana

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• Added: May 10, 2011

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

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• Added: May 10, 2011