Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.

Santana

Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.

Sue

Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.

Brittany

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

Sue

Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.

Figgins

You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.

Emma

The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.

Rachel

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Artie

I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.

Sue

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

Finn

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue