Glee
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Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.
Santana
Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.
Sue
Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
Brittany
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
Sue
It's a Britney Spears sex riot!
Sue
Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.
Figgins
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.
Emma
The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.
Rachel
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.
Artie
I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.
Sue
Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.
I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.
Finn