Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
Is God an evil dwarf?
Brittany
I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.
Kurt
If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.
Sue
I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.
Brittany
Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.
Finn
I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.
Puck
Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.
Brittany
Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.
Kurt
When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.
Finn
I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.
Finn
Carl: I'm gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won't feel a thing.
Brittany: Like roofies?
Carl: Yea, totally.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Brittany
