Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.
Rachel
This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.
Kurt
I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.
Brittany
Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.
Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
Brittany
This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
Brittany
I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
Brittany
Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?
Carl: I get that all the time.
Santana: You can drill me any time.
I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
Brittany
How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.
Finn
Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
I love that look of instant panic each time I try to change your routine.
Carl
