Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.

Rachel

I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she's no accident.

Puck

Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.

Santana

Stop the violence.

Brittany

Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?

Santana

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.

The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.

Santana

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Brittany

It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.

Sue

I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.

Sue

Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.

Rachel

I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.

Kurt

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.

Santana

My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.

Mike