Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?

Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.

Santana

Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.

Rachel

I've never had meat substitute before that tasted so much like real meat.

Rachel

I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.

Sebastian

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

Kurt

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.

As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.

Artie

When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.

Artie

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?

Santana

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.

Santana

My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.

Mike