Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Quotes
Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
Brittany
Beth is perfect. She's my perfect thing.
Quinn
What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
Puck
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.
Sue
Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?
Sue
In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.
Finn
I love everything about America, especially NASCAR, your hot black President and the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Rory
You can't cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.
Rachel
If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.
Sue
Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.
Sue
