Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Emma

It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.

Will

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes

First a few demands. I need thrift store couches under the bleachers. I've realized that after smoking all day it hurts to stand.

Quinn

First step to becoming an adult, stop punishing yourself for things you did when you were a child.

Shelby

I really want to give you a standing ovation.

Artie

I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.

Brittany

I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.

Sue

Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

Sue [to Emma]

You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.

Burt

I'm gonna be emotional defcon 1 until they release the results for the musical. So I'm gonna be more self-centered than usual.

Rachel

I need to catch up on My Strange Addiction episodes and your voice has this nasally quality I can only take so much of.

Sugar

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.

Santana

My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.

Mike