Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Quotes
Will: Sue's pom-pom budget is $4,000/month.
Sue: You can't put a price on cheer, William.
I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."
Sue
You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.
Brittany [to Rory]
This is one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when i had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill.
Beiste
I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.
Emma
Enjoy your enormous bowl of disgusting creamy pasta.
Shelby
He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
Artie
When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.
Tina [to Mike]
Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
Mercedes
Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?
You think Wonder Woman hugs the cheetah before the Amazonian smackdown?
Marcus
Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.
Beiste
