[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.


[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.


She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!


He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.


Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.


This is your family now, get with the program and fast.


[to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.


Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.

Blair: A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour.
Serena: Are you baking already?

Blair: I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?
Serena: He's making dinner for us. Which would be completely romantic and amazing, except when I asked him where he was today, he said he was hanging out with a friend. I know I'm probably being neurotic, but all I could think of was, is his friend a girl? A girl he kisses?

Lily: Jenny, he's your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him.
Jenny: Um, thank you, Mrs. Bass, for letting me stay here and everything, but I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna-
Lily: Well, get some rest. We can talk some more tomorrow.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Rufus: I miss her a lot.
Dan: You know, in all the arguments you two have had, I haven't once heard you tell her that.
Rufus: Oh my God, you're right.
Dan: That's not ... that rare is it?

Dan: You okay with it? Jenny not being with us tonight?
Rufus: If by okay you mean extraordinarily depressed, then yes.